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What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

13.06.2025 19:53

What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”

“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”

At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”

I haven’t eaten junk food for weeks, I ate dirty all-day yesterday, but I can’t even workout, why am I so tired?

“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”

I’m from Dublin, I am.”

“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”

Do you think trump realizes that if he significantly decreases the size of CIA, that there is a higher chance of him being assassinated?

“Yes, that I am,” says the second.

“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.

“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”

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“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”

“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”

The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”

You hold the door open for a lady and she stops in her tracks and screams at you, ‘Don’t hold the door for me! I’ll get it myself!’ What are your feelings or immediate reaction?

Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”

“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”